Bridezillas by Sign:
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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
A wedding is the biggest party most people will ever throw, and nobody knows that better than Ms. Libra. This is her chance to shine, and boy, does she know what that means. Every little detail must be perfect, and this dewy doll will spend a year just getting the right gown. And if in the meanwhile her fiancé flies the coop, she'll have the party anyway.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Everything must be to the precise specifications of this bossy bride, and that's why she doesn't tell anyone it's a wedding. Guests arrive expecting a casual Friday night shindig and learn that here she is, marrying some guy they may never have met before. What business is it of theirs, anyway? Then when she reveals to Mom and Dad that they secretly eloped a year before, Ms. Scorpio's parents wonder, "Who is this girl?" and that's exactly how she wants it.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Best-tempered of all the brides, Ms. Sag will happily wear her gram's vintage gown on a moment's notice, or a paper bridal dress that's so cool because it's here today and gone tomorrow. She's all about the fun, the games, the party and ultimately the honeymoon of backpacking across Africa. Although she can see the value in ritual and ceremony, she's just as content to be married in an obscure Zulu rite as anything closer to home.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
There is one essential formula that Ms. Capricorn uses when planning a wedding: the value of the gifts received should equal or exceed what Daddy's spending on the shindig. Make no mistake: this bride is traditional and tasteful, and she wants the season's most elegant wedding. Oh, and don't forget about all the networking opportunities. Even her own wedding won't make this career-minded gal pass up an opportunity to get ahead.
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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Marriage? Really? Aquarius is often a bridezilla and she definitely wants pretty much everything her own way, but this gal may not believe in marriage at all. After all, don't people get sick of each other in, like, six weeks? Ms. Aquarius is more likely to mate sequentially, reproducing -- or not. And if she does marry, it could be as a way of celebrating a golden anniversary, or because on a drunken night she and her best guy pal swore that if at forty-five they were both still single, they'd marry each other. In that case, they might just do it online! Chat log: LOL, do you? LOL, I do!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Everything seems like a good idea to the dreamy and slightly bewildered Pisces bride. Not until Daddy points out that a check has to go along with each selection does she realize that she can't just reserve six venues and as many caterers. The problem is that she's so harried with all this pressure that Ms. Pisces just wants people to be nice to her. Hire a wedding consultant, and then all you have to do is remember to shower and show up!
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