Naughty or Nice by Zodiac Sign

Where are you on Santa's list?

By Simone Butler

'Tis the season to find out whether you've been naughty or nice! When Santa comes calling this year, will you be getting a warm holiday hug or a cold shoulder? A winning lottery ticket or a lump of coal? It all depends on how well you've learned your astrological lessons.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
It's been an eventful year for you rams. How well did you do at reaching out to others? If, like Aries Al Gore, you won the Nobel Prize for educating people about global warming, then Santa will surely give you tickets to your favorite sporting event or concert. If, however, you griped too much about how things weren't going your way, Santa may insist that you coach Little League to redirect some of your good energies outward.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You may have felt thwarted this year. If you reacted to opposition like bull and former astronaut Lisa Nowak (who drove cross-country in a diaper to attack her rival) then Santa has a shot of pepper spray for you. If, instead, you were flexible, counted your blessings and cultivated your considerable charm, then your holiday season is sure to be full of delightful pleasures like fabulous food, family and friends.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
How well did you focus all your manic energy this year? If you trotted the globe on a peace-keeping mission like fellow twin Angelina Jolie, then Santa may reward you with glowing write-ups or even an Oscar nod for your latest movie. If, though, you gossiped too much or used your incisive wit to skewer others, then the bearded one may insist that you take a vow of silence for a bit to reform your naughty behavior.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
If you've been working behind the scenes to do good, then Santa may take you out to your favorite restaurant this year. Like moonchild the Dalai Lama, who received the Congressional Gold Medal for his humanitarian work, your efforts are being appreciated. If, however, you've been crabby to your mate, look for rotten eggs under your tree.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
If you've followed the call to open your heart this year, then Santa has many blessings in store for you. Like Lion Jennifer Lopez -- who produced Bordertown, a film exposing the murders of women in Juarez, Mexico -- you may get an award from Artists for Amnesty ... and a long-awaited pregnancy. But if you obsessed about your aches and pains and blamed others for your troubles, then your angel wings might be delayed.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
This year has been about striking a balance between working hard and staying healthy. But even the fittest of you -- like Indian guru and marathon runner Sri Chinmoy -- eventually have to pass over to the great beyond. If, like him, you focused on clean living and being of service, then Santa will bless you with new life. If, however, you worried yourself sick, then you simply get another chance to try again next year.

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