How to Butter Up
Your Boss by Sign
by Natori Moore
Want to gain an edge over your coworkers and get along better with the boss? Hard work may be the foundation for staying in your supervisor's good graces, but you can also figure out what your manager wants most from employees based on his or her astrological sign. Whether you're itching for a raise, working toward a promotion or you just want your chance to shine, the following advice will set you on the path for career success.
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries supervisors like bold workers who display courage and get a job done quickly. Show that you aren't afraid to take the lead, try something new or make the sale no matter what. The Aries boss is great at emergency situations, but not so great at follow-through or day‑to‑day details. Pick up the detail work and let your actions prove your worth to your Ram supervisor. Gain bonus points by being prepared to pinch-hit for the boss and lead a meeting on short notice.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
The bottom line for the Bull boss is the bottom line. Money and finance take the lead in the Taurus supervisor's priorities, so the more you can contribute to office prosperity, the better. The Taurus boss also loves personal comforts such as a quality desk chair, cushy backrest or morning coffee and sweets. Keep flowers or green plants in the office on a regular basis to convey the serene, prosperous vibe the Taurus supervisor loves.
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
To please the Twin supervisor, keep up on new trends in your field and make sure your boss is up-to-date on the latest information as well. Keep your PDA or Rolodex full of names of the right people to contact in any situation. Knowledge and mobility are the keys to Gemini's contentment, so attend networking events, have reliable transportation and be available at a moment's notice to keep the Twin boss happy.
Cancer (June 21 to July 21)
More than any other sign, the Cancer boss sees his or her workers as family. Sure, the office clan may have all the crazy workings of the Soprano family, but cozy holiday parties may make up for office dramas played out during the year. The Cancer supervisor often has trouble keeping the line clear between personal and professional matters. Gain points by listening to his or her concerns about personal issues when necessary, yet keep what you share on the professional level.
Leo (July 22 to Aug. 22)
The Leo boss was born to lead, and (if you're lucky) will do so warmly, generously and creatively. Assist your Leo boss in bringing elements of fun to the office environment, like sports pools, parties or incentive programs. Since the Lion is usually better with face-to-face interaction than with computers, gain points by giving your Leo boss a hand with understanding the latest technologies. Leos like grooming new leaders, as long as they don't upstage Numero Uno.
What Does Your Sun Sign Say About You?
Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)
Be punctual and work hard to score points in the Virgo supervisor's playbook. Your Virgin boss notices missing details such as blank spaces on spreadsheets or documents, so make sure to dot your i's and cross your t's on work projects. You'll be especially valued by the Virgo boss if you spot flaws before they create problems for everyone (but please, no tattling on co‑workers!), and if you keep a clean, efficient and orderly workspace.
Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)
Underneath the Libra supervisor's charm you may find a disciplined military mindset. This boss loves the harmony, balance and beauty of a smoothly running work team. The Libra supervisor also loves a good debate and will sometimes take an opposing position just for fun. Engage him or her in a little repartee but don't turn it into a full‑scale argument. Be a sounding board for his or her ideas and remember that the Libran prefers going places and doing things in pairs.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
Nothing that goes on in the office escapes the Scorpion boss's penetrating stare, so assume he or she knows everything. If your Scorpio boss is the paranoid type, avoid feeding his or her neuroses with office gossip -- you'll only create enemies. Show stamina and persistence in finishing projects, and resourcefulness in working with others behind‑the‑scenes to get things accomplished. Like the Taurus boss, the Scorpio supervisor puts a priority on a healthy financial picture, so always be thinking about the bottom line.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 20)
With the Sagittarian boss, it's hard to say whether you've won the lotto or hit the skids. On the upside, your Archer employer is usually cheerful, optimistic and game for just about anything. On the other hand, he or she can constantly run late and have a hard time remembering appointments. Keep your Archer focused without being too heavy-handed, and use humor to diffuse tense situations. Arrange travel or outdoor meetings when possible, and accept that sometimes Sagittarians just want to play the clown.
Capricorn (Dec. 21 to Jan. 19)
Born under the sign of career pursuits, the Capricorn employer expects discipline, hard work and ambition. Toe the line to get work done on time and under budget to keep this boss happy. A good Capricorn supervisor will inspire you to climb the career ladder and reach the top of your profession -- take advantage of this without threatening his or her position. Dress on the conservative side and highlight formal accomplishments like degrees, awards and certificate programs to gain the Capricorn boss's respect.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 17)
The Aquarian boss tends to eagerly adopt futuristic theories and methods as soon as they become available. Impress your Aquarian supervisor by learning as much as you can about emerging technologies, new gadgets and early trends as they relate to your field. Always appeal to his or her sense of reason and logic when presenting information rather than using emotional ploys -- the Water Bearer has no patience for the drama that other bosses, such as Cancer, may tolerate.
Pisces (Feb. 18 to March 19)
The Pisces boss is often removed from office practicalities and politics, but he or she picks up easily on employee feelings. The Fish supervisor will usually listen with compassion to employee issues and use intuition to gauge the best course of action. Give your Pisces boss this same listening ear and opportunity to let out his or her emotions -- it will often be more effective than being too concerned with work deadlines. Use multimedia in your office presentations to impress this boss.
About the Author
Natori Moore is a counseling astrologer certified at NCGR Level IV. She has counseled clients from a variety of backgrounds and professions for over 15 years. Natori is a member and past vice president of the San Diego Astrological Society and member and former Treasurer of NCGR's San Diego chapter. Her articles have appeared in The Mountain Astrologer, Dell Horoscope, and Today's Astrologer magazines. Natori lives in Encinitas, California.
