Cancer Voting Profile

ElectionScope Central 2008

Which Cancer voting profile fits you or the Cancers in your life? Are you a conservative, independent or liberal? Read below to find out!

Cancer Conservative

For conservative Cancer, it’s all about the good ol’ U.S. of A. Whether it’s lounging in a beat-up recliner and drinking Bud Light, or sipping martinis on the back porch of a three-story house, this Cancer is all about protecting what they call home. The way to their hearts? Get yourself a big old American car and crank up the local country FM station. Show em’ you’re one of them.

Most Likely To: Own as many houses as McCain … but all in the same town

Personal Motto: “Homeland security is where the heart is”

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Cancer Independent

These nurturing voters are all about protecting their communities and environments. Watch how they light up when you mention renewable energy or man's humanity to man. It’s all about sharing what we've got with those who haven't got a lot, and being one big happy family … you feelin' the love, man?

Most Likely To: Show up at a party with a nice warm batch of homemade ganja brownies

Personal Motto: “Mi Casa, Su Casa”

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Cancer Liberal

Whether it's local government policies or "hockey mom" Sarah Palin as a VP nominee, this liberal sign snaps at anything having to do with domestic policy. They can be moody, sassy and yet still open-minded. Cancer liberals pinch at your every nerve with their critical questions, then retreat back under their rocks to await your reply. The trick to these hard-shelled liberals -- deep down, they just want to be loved.

Most Likely To: Have their front lawns covered in election signs

Personal Motto: “There's no place like home …. my home”

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