Virgo Voting Profile

ElectionScope Central 2008

Which Virgo voting profile fits you or the Virgos in your life? Are you a conservative, independent or liberal? Read below to find out!

Virgo Conservative

Leo Conservative

These Virgos love to believe they are on the “high road” at all times. No on relates better to McCain’s heroic POW stories and Palin’s real-life "7th Heaven" lifestyle than a conservative Virgo. While these voters insist that they don't play the martyr, they won't miss an opportunity to mention that they still haven’t received a thank-you card from the girl scouts they donated $50 bucks to last spring.

Most Likely To: Use “air quotes” when saying "community organizer"

Personal Motto: “I’m not picky … I’m particular”

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Virgo Independent

This independent Virgo might think they’re middle-of-the-road, but let’s face it … all Virgos aspire to be on top. And you can’t be on top without having an opinion or platform. So if you know a Virgo who claims to be an independent, odds are they're just in denial about their real political persuasion.

Most Likely To: Hide their candidate preferences (if they have any)

Personal Motto: “Voting's not in my job description”

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Virgo Liberal

Holding themselves to the highest standards, these liberal voters aren't likely to cut you any more slack than they cut themselves. These Virgos insist that their vote is the obvious choice, and are convinced that they live their politics. For fun, ask this liberal "What if McCain wins?" and count the number of seconds of shocked, "I hadn't even considered that possibility" silence.

Most Likely To: Insist that all other points of view are in the minority

Personal Motto: “I can't help it if I'm always right”

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