There's no doubt about it: America is a fast food nation. Fast food is engineered to taste good, tapping into our evolutionary desire to indulge. And we're so overscheduled in our day-to-day lives that sometimes picking up drive-thru food on the go is the only way we'll get some hot food into our bodies. Fortunately, there is so much variety available at our mega-chains that there's something to appeal to everyone. Look to your zodiac sign to see what types of quick eats will have you asking, "Do you want fries with that?"
Aries zodiac sign
Ruled by hot Mars, Aries loves anything spicy -- as in, smothered with a sauce likely to burn holes in your tongue. Your best bets for flaming fast foods are the aptly named Taco Bell Fiery Doritos Locos Taco, which comes in a blazing shell and can be easily doused in hot sauce for an extra kick, or Carl's Jr.'s Spicy Chicken Sandwich.
Taurus zodiac sign
The Bull loves its fast food simple, but still meaty enough to pass as "real." No regular hamburger for you! How about Carl's Jr.'s Steakhouse Burger, smothered in A1 Steak Sauce and blue cheese? You'll surely feel like a real man or a rugged woman when you chomp on this. And you can't go wrong with Arby's Classic Roast Beef Sandwich -- pile it on!
Gemini zodiac sign
The key for Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is variety. The Subway Club fits the bill, including turkey breast, roast beef, and ham, with a wide choice of veggies and condiments all on one sandwich. How's that for options? You might also try Domino's Hand Tossed Pizza. With a vast array of toppings, from sausage to olives to banana peppers, this is a food that can satisfy your ever-changing cravings!
Cancer zodiac sign
How do you get that home-cookin' feel that Cancer craves -- at a fast food joint? Boston Market, of course! Serving family meals like ribs, meatloaf, and rotisserie chicken and sides like cornbread, mashed potatoes, and steamed veggies, Boston Market's comfort food will hit the spot.
Leo zodiac sign
What does the sign of the Lion have in common with fast food? A little flair! Leo's ideal fast food meal will have pizzazz to it, something that gets people's attention like Carl's Jr.'s El Diablo Thickburger. Topped with jalapeno poppers, habanero bacon ranch sauce, jalapenos, and pepper jack cheese, this burger is as sizzling as the fiery Sun!
Virgo zodiac sign
Virgos are most concerned with health and well-being -- not only of yourself, but of animals, too. Frankly, you're not likely to be seen within a mile of any fast food joint, but if you happen to be dragged into one, there are often vegetarian options: Burger King's Veggie Burger for one, or you can try one of McDonald's Premium Salads ... hold the chicken.
Libra zodiac sign
Libra is ruled by Venus, the planet of relationships and sensual pleasure. Bottom line, you like to eat sweets ... or to eat with your sweetie ... or both! Instead of chomping down on a burger, why not order something to share? Try one of KFC's Bucket Meals, then be sure to follow up with just about any sweet treat from Dairy Queen.
Scorpio zodiac sign
Scorpio likes secrets and hidden things -- stuff that's below the surface. So, there may be little that satisfies more than digging into a Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pizza. Yes, there's cheese IN the crust! And being that you're a Water sign, the seafood selection at Long John Silver's is right up your alley. They have shrimp, clams, and lobster bites, and fortunately for your Cancer friends, they don't serve Crab!
Sagittarius zodiac sign
"Big" is your middle name, Sagittarius! After all, your ruling planet is Jupiter, the largest planet in the solar system. That's why you need something bigger and better than your average fast food option. The BK® Quad Stacker is perfect for you. It has four -- yes, FOUR -- layers of beef and cheese. If anyone's willing to take on this enormous fast food feat, it's you.
Capricorn zodiac sign
Thanks to your ruling planet Saturn, governor of limitations and restrictions, you Goats tend toward constraint, so a lean meal would be right up your alley. How about grilled chicken? Try Carl's Jr.'s Charbroiled Chicken Salad or Wendy's Grilled Chicken Sandwich. You'll definitely want to avoid anything deep-fried -- and go easy on the sauce.
Aquarius zodiac sign
Aquarius thinks outside of the box, so you're often on the lookout for meals that are just plain weird -- you know, dishes that defy logic, like White Castle's Chicken Rings. McDonald's innovative McGriddle fits the bill as well, piling bacon, egg, and cheese on pancake-like griddle cakes that are infused with maple flavoring.
Pisces zodiac sign
Not to get too literal here, but the fact is, you're a Fish. And fortunately for watery Pisces, many fast food establishments carry your signature dish. McDonald's has their Filet-O-Fish, Burger King has their Big Fish, and there's a whole restaurant that caters to seafood: Long John Silver's. Now if only fast food joints had liquor licenses, you'd be one happy camper.